Petraeus scandal forces UK defence chiefs ‘to pull out’
In the light of recent revelations concerning General David Petraeus, senior members of UK armed forces have admitted that they are frequently having to make a ‘hasty tactical withdrawal’ after their...
View ArticleUK poor people must do more to help kill foreign poor people, says Defence...
Defence Secretary Philip Hammond says that poor people in Britain should do more to help to kill poor people in other countries by taking a cut in their welfare benefits. ‘We have to look at the...
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Justice ‘Overrated’, claims Justice Secretary
The Police are to be given a role in deciding whether or not a defendant receives legal aid support, under new proposals from Chris Grayling. Citing the need to cut the criminal Legal Aid budget the...
View ArticleCuts in UK Circus College ‘limit Britain’s clown capabilities’
Former US clown chief Robert Gates has said that UK cutbacks has affected its ability to play a full role in the world of physical comedy. Gates commented: ‘I understand that the UK is down to two...
View Article‘I thought Polonius was an intruder’ Hamlet tells prosecution
The Prince of Denmark has told his murder trial that his future father-in-law, Polonius did not scream or shout as he took his sword and stabbed him through the arras. Prosecutor, Jens Neilsen said it...
View ArticleMoD unveils ‘Tramp Army’
The Ministry of Defence has announced plans to form a new ‘Tramp Army’ made up of homeless men. Defence Secretary Michael Fallon said the new recruits would make up the numbers after the ‘Army 2020′...
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MoD announces Trident to be replaced by two men in a boat, rowing
After months of speculation on the impact of austerity cuts on the future of the United Kingdom’s ageing ballistic missile system, Trident, it was announced yesterday that the Government is to fulfill...
View ArticleKremlin denies plotting to destroy Britain’s infrastructure as Britain is...
Claims by defence minister Gavin Williamson that the Russians have been studying British power networks and photographing power stations as part of plans to sabotage Britain’s infrastructure have been...
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